January 2012
16 posts
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 8th
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Lol- the man at ze Ihop.
Me: Okay, we're done. Can I have a box?
Cuban waiter: "Would you like hot sauce for your omlet?"
Me: … I said we were done...
Waiter: I know. I said I'll get you a box and your check.
I SWARE he asked if I wanted hotsauce... -__-
Jan 7th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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December 2011
62 posts
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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I hate this double standard so much.
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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That awkward moment when someone is getting...
gigglingbean:
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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reblog if it's okay for me to go to your ask and...
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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When you say something funny,
senoritaplatano13: qnoshoesdavis: and everyone’s just like : And then someone else says the exact thing, and everyone laughs like : And then you’re just sitting there like : story of my life
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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That moment when you're telling your friends a...
epic-humor: You’re like: “I was like SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!” they’re like: “OMG YOU SAID THATT!!!!??” You’re like: ” no..but i was thinking it!” Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
Dec 30th
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When something scary appears onto your screen
mmonique-:
Dec 30th
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Every girl I know is like
“I’m spending the holidays SINGLE this year” And I’m like, “I spend my holidays single every year” http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Everyone else: for Christmas i'm getting a laptop,...
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Me:
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Wearing new shoes for the first time
What I feel like: What I actually look like: http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Dec 23rd
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That awkward moment when your teacher says "Find a...
anneinnerscream:
Dec 23rd
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When you grow up you start to appreciate the...
LIKE NAP TIME   90’S CARTOONS AND BASIC MATH
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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2 days until Christmas.
lunateeawr: s-w-o-o-s-h: 10 years ago, I’d be like: 5 years ago: Now: Wasn’t it just November last week? THIS
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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